ABOUT NEUTRAL GREETINGS
How many times have you gone to the store to pick out a greeting card for one of the many holidays and occasions, and have found nothing but overly sappy cards that are a little too emotional and corny to express the true nature of your relationship with a person who is significant in your life or your dispassionate feelings regarding a major holiday?
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"The
world is not one of extremes. . .love or hate, happiness or sorrow.
There is a vast middle ground, a grey area. Neutral Greetings
has helped me to express my neutrality with laser precision." — Some Neutral Person |
In
response to the demand of the emotionally neutral general
public, The Neutral Greetings Company has harnessed the power of the
"straight face," and has created a line of cards and gift items with
neutral verse that will effectively let the recipient know that you
acknowledge
the
particular occasion and are recognizing that they are being recognized—but
without all of the smarmy verse.
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Sample of Greeting Card — Front |
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